This torrent of wind is blowing me and my bombs back. not even boaty's cannon can blast it away...

Hey yall sorry for the long stretch with no updates. Im alive. Anyway, BACK TO THE HIGH SEAS!!!

Didnt kill Ganon, but Tetra and I got away. Also the master sword is blunt so gotta fix that.

Alright Ganon, your bird has been vanquished, and your next!

wow wut a ripoff of terminalmontage

Okay so im fighting ghosts now??

Time for a runback with that bird

Sooo remember that frog god I mentioned a while ago? Yeah, just found his brother.

A... Sword??? huh... looks cool

Wait, WHY AM I HERE AS A STATUE???