I have issues connecting to this and the Switch Splatoons .. god doesn't want me to play Splatoon

please pretendo i need this! my squid is kinda leveless.

my mom is kind of inkless

i think Splatoon 1 for Wii U is really great.I'd like to be able to play the other games like Splatoon 2 or Splatoon 3 to see what they're like.