mfer will look at you like this and ask for an upper endoscopy

cry about the miis going woke and ill put you on my island of yaoi

My gf wants to leave me for Peter Griffin and I can't blame her

they should add murder to living the dream, and if your miis find the culprit. the killer gets publicly executed

I wish real life was like Tomodachi Life where I buy a single slice of pizza on the morning market and win a travel ticket as bonus.

my islanders love the fact they only get fed habanero peppers and spoiled milk, actually. they told me so themselves

first timr trying this game and i absolutely LOVE IT

we love hugh morris

I am the voice of the woke. All your miis are lesbian. They are transgender too, actually. Non negotiable.

LIVING THE DREAM COMING TO SWITCH 1 LET'S GOOO