A Poem: First I was poor Then fell on the floor And now, my balls are itchy. I cry and yelp Begging for help, But everyone says I'm Bitchy.

luigi is sooo cool maybe if i was a plumber like him i could pay my bills

homebrew final boss

hello, i am a pro at mario kart guys!!1

Who would win AVGN or R.O.B. put in a cage battle (We'll let the nerd bring five beers for emotional support)

just got stood up guys :)

WHY PRETENDO DOESN'T HAVE SUPPORT FOR THIS GAME ???????

While clearly a good bit worse than the previous 2 entries, this game is still a lot more fun and superior to the pathethic and soulless Switch Sports. That is a hill I will die on