a peanut m&m and genderswapped matt from wii sports are having a baby. ladies and gentlemen, tomodachi life.

cigarettes are like hamsters; they are fine, umtil you light one on fire and stick it in your mouth

why are they always hungry. i drop 20 to buy a steak and theyre still hungry lol

I made a serial killer on my island and he's at the top of the popularity ranking. MY ISLAND IS COOKED!

you look beautiful today

silly guy

does anyone have good games to play? i need something to play im goin on a airplane in 5 hrs >:3

professional yapper

This game is fun but i hate my parents