my wii u gamepad charger is broken now i cant play splatoon :(

ip ban these japanese ragebaiters please

Ich berühr euch Ihr gelen Schnitten hr hur

i still see your shadows in my room

i threw my wii u gamepad to my tv after my team lost

This game is good but I am too old for it. The kids keep "splatting" me, whatever that means. Is that some new slang that I do not know about?