Im playing games you have never heard of on consoles that dont exist [I am clinically insane]

Mother says that mixing foodstuffs is sinful, but sometimes i will take a big bite of cabbage, a big bite of carrot, and a spoonful of miracle whip, and i pretend i am one of the shameful children eating their delightful coleslaw.

Every year on my birthday, I am allowed to listen to one (1) Panic at the Disco song, after which, mother returns the record player to the Shame Cabinet. I am a lucky boy.

When Hulk Hogan went to the dungeon of doom, why was bro shocked the water was "Not Hot"? what does that mean brother??

Patrick McGoohan mogging King George II from inside a scarecrow.