Okay, so yesterday, I played this game for the first time ever, played for an hour and twelve minutes, and suddenly it's already my favorite game of all time!! XD

So excited to be on Splatoon! I get to play the game I didn't get to own as a kid. I'm so happy!! :D

My mom hit me with a frying pan

Fun Fact about me: I play as a female inkling, even though i am a male. Why? I don't know.

guys dont drink water after eating fish cuz the water causes fish to swim then you feel gulugulu

Don't care what anyone says. This is the TRUE Squid Game...

my parents invited like 8 of their friends over...#hatecrowds

when is Turf wars going to be a thing yet? im still waiting PEOPLE!