during my soccer practice someone stepped on my ankle with SPIKED SHOES! and now it hurts..... thanks mike.

if you scroll back to about 6 hours ago, you will see my comment saying "i wanna be pregnant". i have never more regreted a decision in my life.

Very interesting how people on Twitter are with the Yeahs after likes were privated. Like oh NOW you think the Wii U is cool lmao

i wanna go home bro this pollen count has me receiving ancient belarusian visions

Uhm... actually

Wii U: wishes you a happy birthday Switch: dosent wish you a happy birthday Wii U is the superior console

she mii on my verse till i error code 115-5004

all these new twitter clones coming up these day. who needs any of that when you've got juxt. this platform is what elon TRULY fears.