OK squids, I have a 10 days vacation, meet me in the lobby if you want to get disrupted, Krakened, wailed or whatever. I know I will regret spending a lot of time out there but life is too short to regret anything. Stay freshhhh

Hey Hackers, --<<People who use hacks actually "SUCK", otherwise they wouldn't need hacks>>-- Stay fresh.

If two players or more disconnect from a team then stop battling, just chill out, squidbag, hang around and be friendly. Splatoon is not about splating and winning, it's about having fun. From unofficial <<Splatoon Code of Ethics>>.

Servers are back, go to the lobby and get splatted before it's too late. Stay fresh.

Tip Match Start: Stop painting the base at start, if you saw it on YT->forget it. Go ahead to the center->control of center is key. Take different paths->to charge ALL your 4 specials. Leave some uninked turfe->to charge later if splatted. Stay fresh.

13993 members!!! Wow, that's about 3500 teams, where are you all?

The new splating year has came, I hope i splat as many squids as possible. Wish you the best, amigos.

I'm playing online now but NO stage rotation since yesterday.

Since online playing is currently off, enjoy the "Why Splatoon has no voice chat" playlist on YT, by [WhiteHawke]. He's really annoying, provocative and entertaining at the same time.

Enough playing today, good night Amigos. By the way, Judd is really inaccurate these days. Is he drunk or something else?