since when could you flag replies? if my ex-wife was a reply i'd flag her for inappropriate content. and advertising

no one told me it was illegal to reach for an officer's service weapon

lost the kids in the divorce, but at least i kept the ottoman. it's a really nice ottoman

why is captain toad so fat he can't jump? reminds me of my ex-wife

my birthday is in 2 weeks. i turn 42.

i really wanna pawn off my child for a wii u

imagine if drinking and driving was illegal lol

if i ever get banned imma need everyone to go to the pretendo discord and start revolting

im glad my ex wife kicked me out so i don't have to find her suspiciously moist pictures of Anya Taylor-Joy on the bed

might've left my son at cracker barrel. whoops