Are all Italians plumbers? (One thing this game has taught me is that all Italians pipes are green)

I'm using tilt controls! (and so is Kip)

I've been playing MH3U and its been really fun! Do you guys have any tips and/or tricks for me?

i still have no idea what juxtaposition is an im too lazy to find out

Super Mario 3D World is better on the Wii U, stay mad.