i drink soda i eat pizza

only bums use splathex

fuck spyke

take breaks or you will lose your sanity

i blew 400k G on rerolls

"I cancelled a date with a real life girl to play this." - Twoface 2015

eliter is good but god damn i am always out of ink

why do i play this game and not splat 3

if you would just get up and teach em instead of handing em a friggin packet yo