and... and get this dude... he killed a GOD... for CAKE!!! how fucking insane is that!!! how utterly goddamn queer!!!

i am colloquially known as the worlds greatest nail biter which isnt an issue except for the fact i cant draw on a 3ds or wii u screen and also lost all of my styli

this specific split path in seaside palace is goddamn evil dude

one of the MANY reasons i dont like elemental cave is just how lazy the minimap is

oh this is like the fortnite thing right

super. effin. mario.

at some point somebodys gonna hook up with somebody on this platform and its gonna be a whole thing and its gonna suck

its funny how miiverse had built in tone indicators but nobody gives a damn about them and no other platform has tried to replicate the feature

the 3ds sucks the wii u sucks i am trying my best to personally offend you on the dedicated 3ds/wii u platform PLEASE PAY ATTENTION TO ME

its surprisingly easy to brick your vwii i did it like twice already