got told that i probably take antidepressants because i like the taste

just blew up a dollar tree bathroom

sneezes on all of you

none of this would have happened if the jeremy renner app was still running

nose picking time

minion president: "my yellow americans"

how many khaby lame mechanisms am i holding up

Yo twins eBay: Your security code is 332089. Do not share ts code.

if air is free then why can't i take it home

woke up earlier feeling like a discontinued soda