Don't forget to play the campaign yall! It's only a couple of hours and you get some cool gear. There's also some lore on the story of Splatoon...

Switch 2? Ha. I bought my first 3ds two years ago and JUST ordered a WiiU. Some would call that dumb, I call it a pro gamer move. Thousands of new games from day one and an expanding community of gamers. There are NO downsides! (See also xkcd 606: Cutting Edge)