I am being tormented by spectres of the telephone

i have returned...

y cant splatoon swim?

my wiiu is japanese so i cant read the dialogue

regarding my last post, i have my phone back and am now relatively safe. Thank you to everyone who helped me

you.

my new gamepad adapter comes in tommorow

i have explosives now :3

i use my japanese wiiU so much that its a little jarring when i use a console in english