Are there any english translation mods? I hate not being able to understand anything

Man this gang called the FBI keeps banging on my front door but I'm playing splatoon, so rude >:(

I love it when games have calming music the later it is

Me too bud... Me too...

Saw my17 year old brother who hates vocaloid playing this not to long ago :/

I love splatoon, now i can legally go on a killing spree