a car just tried to zero gravity and traffic and now the dude is dead

i just punched my own nose and it fucking hurts

my son is getting fat so i'm making him play this game for four hours a days

they should add lightning mcqueen to mk8

my dad escaped from the execution chamber. he threatend to kill me and everyone in my family :(((

lets go my dad is on death row!!!

last night my dad chased me and a friend down with his car. i'm okay but my friend died. rip billy you were a true homie

my dad was on trial for murder. he just got found not guilty despite the fact i saw him murder that guy in cold blood. now he's out for revenge

there is a naked man outside my house