I don't wanna be here...

Dr. Mario gave me the Miracle Cure™ and cured my autism and ADHD and homosexuality.

What does this have to do with Yoshi?

MY 3DS HAS BEEN BROKEN FOR 3 MONTHS IM CRASHING OUT!!!

This game is cool but my dad left me at Home Depot

What happened to my Mario Kart 8 disc?!?!?