the 3DS eshop music was the closest we came to world peace

i dont know about you but if i ever get a streetpass notification out in the wild im freakin out

who needs zodiac signs when you can just ask which 3DS/2DS they owned first

hey girl, are you league of legends? cause get out get out GET OUT LEAVE GO JUST GO

believing in all the conspiracy theories just so you can ragebait people

zero gravity is literally the greatest friend you could ever have, it'll never let you down

waluigi pinball? mushroom gorge? yeah, that's nice, kid. but we're a moo moo meadows household.