What would you do if you controlled the world?

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Can you drown in homebrew?

How long can a post go with 0 yeahs? How long can I go without shedding skin? Why is there no "nah" button?

I was mopping when someone lit a match. I decided to drink it but I had diabetes. I went to the hospital to order pizza for my dog. I had a heart attack because of the pizza I ate. It must have been because the heart transplant I got last century. That's why I'm a smoke addict.

Guya! I was sleeping on the roof when I saw a man in my window! Since I was blind, I saw him right away. Then I smacked him and he instantly died. It was the easter bunny trying to drink my cookies and eat my milk. Don't sleep on the ceiling. Walk your pet fish before it drowns!!

Ice cream is rat poison the government made.

I saw a guy throw a wii u into the ocean because he was holding a switch but when he lit the match, he burned the switch but the cops saw me laughing at him so they came after me so I got the wii u, bought a tv but the cop said the switch was supieror. Anyways would u date a mii?