life hack: instead of washing out a pan multiple times, u can just put it in the fridge and u can reuse the seasoning for like a week

if someone ate meat from the top half of a mermaid, would that be cannibalism?

i love atomic fireballs but i think they might be lowkey burning off my tounge and the insides of my cheeks

how the fuck do they put food in vending macines? do they build them around the food?

unfun fact, 4 in 5 people struggle with math. thats like 32 percent! what the hell is wrong with our education system

the moon landings are fake because the sky is a screen that was installed by the goverment

bruh I just had a nightmare that my plane renter insurance said that I actually don't have insurance yet and I have to do more paperwork. Why cant I have cool ones like spiders or falling or the shadow people T^T

I got a hole paragraph due tonight and idk what to right T^T

yall, i went to a mexican place, and I got a soup that sounded good. I drank a bunch of it, and then I noticed a weird looking chunk of meat, so I pulled it out, and it was a freakin HOOF! it was more gelatinous than I expected, still good tho.

when I was a little kid i used to put shampoo in my mouth so I could blow bubbles