fun fact: after 30 wins judd gives you 1 sea snail (losses and quitting game does not reset count)

BEETLE MY BOTTLE NOOO

i just splat my pants :[

heading to Tingle Isle boutta help Nick arrest some fools

never should have taken 50 Benedryl i thought this boat spoke to me ong

prologue sux takes so long normal and speedrun strat is kinda difficult