Met your mom today

I beat that stupid seal. Seals should be clubbed

Pizza rolls

An island with kidnapped girls? Surely the king of Hyrule doesn't know about this and isn't a regular visitor

Why do you have to make them this caked up?!

Only clanker I'll ever have a crush on

I'm really fat but I love the Wii Fit Trainer. I thought about her a lot when I was serving time

I went over to a girl's house and saw she had a 360 instead of a Wii U so I turned 360 degrees and walked away