Promise him Year of Luigi 2 in 2033

don't tell Luigi that his name is Green Mario

accept your fate, there is nothing you can do

whatever you do dont marry him cuz im gona do that

Use your vacuum cleaner

RUN!!!!!!!!

luigi

distract him with bread. you surely cant go wrong with a good bread.

dont worry, hes just returning your liver (the one that mario stole)

give up

Theres nothing you can do to remedy the Luigi issue sadly. Just pray he ignores you or something

fight him in smash obv, winner gets lotsa spaghetti :D