Perfectly balanced as it should be

Playing Splatoon for the first time after people have had years to get good is HUMBLING.

Switch 2? Ha. I bought my first 3ds two years ago and JUST ordered a WiiU. Some would call that dumb, I call it a pro gamer move. Thousands of new games from day one and an expanding community of gamers. There are NO downsides! (See also xkcd 606: Cutting Edge)

If you can read this, I hope you have a wonderful rest of your day/evening!

underidoderideridoderiodoo -winstion churchill

My wife left me

my dad amputated my legs and arms. typing this from my nose