who are you people?

how come most if not all of the kingdoms in this game have different climates despite them all being less than a mile away from one another (minus the special worlds)

is spongebob in this game?

Theres a city in ukraine called "stinky"

Oh yeah mario also "borrowed" my liver too. Its been 6 months and my doctor says i have 2 weeks to live if i dont get my liver back, So if mario sees this then PLEASE GIVE ME BACK MY LIVER!

So uh mario kidnapped my wife ( he probably mistakened her for princess peach) and im creating an army of anti marios/mario haters so i can get her back so does anyone want to enlist?

I forgot that i owned pokemon Y

I know why this game is called star fox zero now, its because I know zero people who actually play or own this game.

Uh oh spaghettio