i drink soda i eat pizza

to that japanese player who keeps sniping me during turf war, just know that i WILL get my revenge.

the best game

peoplee! december 3rd is my birthday,could anyone congratulate me? :"p im so alone xD

Here in splatoon civilization, NO ONE chooses to super jump for the splat zone...

Squids aren't real. They are a lie created by the government.