I wish squids were real

Are you a kid or a squid?

We need a splatfest bro

When are the adding the friendship bracelet?

i like to play splatoon more than i like my wife

GET OUT OF MY ROOM IM PLAYIN SPLATOON

I just drank an entire gallon of paint but it didn't turn me into a humanoid cephalopod :(

all you cheat users smell like funyuns, feet, and dirt