Sliming my chud gear dealer because he won't give me quick respawn

PLEASE run stealth jump

ART SPEAR COMMUNITY???

Stop staring at 14 year old squids you creep

I'm a criminal.

What

Why are all of the maps in rotation actually good

Link master cycle update. I asked Maz Koshia about the licensing of Link's master cycle and all I got were cryptic messages about worthiness, along with some weird holographic texts in a language I couldn't read. So like, I guess that counts as a master cycle license?

2026 is less than a day away. You all have had the time to play on pretendo for well over a year, Along with the time to move your NN user's data over with SaveMii, along with a LOT of time to die on superjump. But no we're still not using stealth jump, we wanna throw instead.

Does Link have any sort of license or permit to drive a master cycle? I know he got it from besting some Maz Koshia guy in a fight but I don't believe sword combat equates to motorcycle experience.