Haha good luck getting into the lobby now, idiots

I'm gonna Kirk this english fart

Sliming my chud gear dealer because he won't give me quick respawn

PLEASE run stealth jump

ART SPEAR COMMUNITY???

Stop staring at 14 year old squids you creep

I'm a criminal.

What

Why are all of the maps in rotation actually good

Link master cycle update. I asked Maz Koshia about the licensing of Link's master cycle and all I got were cryptic messages about worthiness, along with some weird holographic texts in a language I couldn't read. So like, I guess that counts as a master cycle license?