Am I the only who hate the fact that you need to finish the game to unlock the GameCube mode ? Why Nintendo did that ?

my wife divorced me but at least i still have splatoon

I'm just beat this game for first time and now I hate Zelda and I have a crush with Midna.

i feel weird for being straight in the splatoon community

hmm.. imagine a splatoon 2! that would be crazyyyy