Did a 16 star while my Gamepad was flashing red :3

goodnight kiss 15.5 if u want (i felt like it >:3) mwah

Tried to pick up a guy at the gym the other day but he was too heavy

there are bugs under my skin

broo theres people in my front door, they look like ninjas and they have a nintendo seal logo.

why couldnt the skeleton cross the road? he didnt have the guts ●°●

There is a man on this planet called john ballout.

i eat socks

remember him!!

Ho Ho Ho, its santa here and I need 20K dollars from you or else Christmasmas is cancelled!! Please go to "Scamwebsite.com" and send your life savings, Ho Ho Ho Merry Christmas :)