one of my miis called clingus keeps causing nothing but misery for my islanders public execution for clingus in 2 days

I made my sisters boyfriend on my island, they broke up n my sister told me to delete him but i instead turned him into a femboy and made him suffer in so many ways. so tung tung tung sahur ♪

I accidentally made 2 of my miis depressed lol

My friend tried to get with Helen Keller, but I jumped in to get her, then Garfield jumped in and Helen chose Garfield.

does everyone have an evil version of themselves on their island or is it just me

I knew it was april fools when my wife told me she loved me.

finally getting the divorce papers. now i can stop finding my ex-wife's framed pictures of Idris Elba that were always kind of wet.

finally off house arrest tomorrow. that 7/11 cashier better pray she doesn't have a shift next time i go there.