Sign my petition to have the guns filled with lead based paint instead of the regular ink

my mom left me in kmart

The existance of Squidmas imply's that there was a sqesus that died for our squins. Please kill me.

I just drank an entire gallon of paint but it didn't turn me into a humanoid cephalopod :(

まだスプラの人口少ないから出来るだけpretendoの接続方法広めた方がいいなよな...?

My wii u is japanese help me