IF YOU WANNA PLAY SPLATFEST. INSTALL SPLATFESTIVAL NETWORK (SPFN)

If I could go flat and hide in a wall I'd do it whenever my parents fight

my mom said if i beat her record in wii sports boxing training then she will buy me a balance board :)

AH! AH! SHE SAID IT, SHE SAID IT!

she used to call me on my splat-phone

WHY DOES MY TEAM KEEP FUCKING LOSING